Dakota Johnson Confesses To Bizarre Breakup Payback

Dakota Johnson just proved there’s no limit to how far she’ll go for a friend.

During a recent sit-down, the actress opened up about a wild prank she played to support a close friend going through a breakup.

She confessed to sending gorilla poop to her pal’s ex-boyfriend and said she had zero regrets about the stunt.

On Thursday, June 5, Dakota Johnson sat down with Vanity Fair, and during the interview, she took a lie detector test.

Sitting with the publication’s polygrapher, the movie star admitted to a shocking stunt she pulled on a man who broke her friend’s heart.

Asked to confirm if she once sent a gallon of gorilla sh-t to someone who had broken her friend’s heart, Johnson responded, “I mean there’s no way that he would watch this, so, yes, I did do that. And it’s been quite a while. It’s been some years.”

Johnson also spilled the tea on where one could order poop.

According to her, she ordered from sh-tsenders.com. “You can order any kind, any size,” she added.

It turns out the 35-year-old was speaking in all honesty, as the polygrapher revealed she was telling the truth.

The lie detector test comes amid news that Johnson and her longtime partner Chris Martin have broken up.

The pair were first linked in 2017 after they were spotted having dinner at Sushi Park in Los Angeles.

At the time. Martin was fresh from his divorce from actress Gwyneth Paltrow, with whom he shares two kids.

Following their first public outing, the pair was seen on a handful of dates, holding hands and engaging in some PDA. In 2018, Johnson finally confirmed they were dating in her Tatler cover story. “I’m not going to talk about it. But I’m very happy,” she told the outlet.

While Johnson and the Coldplay frontman were in love, their relationship wasn’t free of challenges.

They had ups and downs and even broke up at some point. However, they managed to move past their differences and weathered the storms.

In December 2020, Johnson and Martin sparked engagement rumors after the “Madame Web” star was spotted sporting a large emerald ring on her left ring finger. However, there was no confirmation of an engagement at the time.

But in March 2024, a source told PEOPLE the jewelry was, in fact, an engagement ring.

According to the insider, they “got engaged years ago but were in no rush to get married.” Fans were looking forward to an engagement announcement, but unfortunately, they were sent into a panic in August when rumors of a breakup began circulating.

However, a rep for Johnson shut down the rumors, revealing that the couple was “happily together.”

In the wake of their split, reports suggest Dakota Johnson and Martin broke up because of their careers.

Speaking to The Sun, a source revealed that the Hollywood star didn’t want a breakup.

“Dakota wanted this relationship to work. She not only loves Chris, but his two kids, and that loss feels incredibly painful. The decision to end things was amicable, but Dakota is finding it hard,” they revealed.

The insider noted that Martin’s overly busy schedule was to blame for the breakup, considering the singer has been on tour with his band for three years.